but that would require doing work, and only losers work on their birthday

so no
but that would require doing work, and only losers work on their birthday

so no

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
I like yo-yos.
((It plays really slowly at first, wait for the yo-yo to do the full cycle for maximum yo-yo-osity. Also, one follower, thanks ask-the-inventor-pony!))
this blog is too good to have only one follower. people, I think you know what to do.

Fun things you never knew when you were growing up-
NES systems had built in televisions. “We felt it was one of the most important aspects of the console,” said system creator and company founder David Rosen, “But nobody ever tried opening them and despite numerous diagrams in Nintendo Power, word just never got out”.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!>?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
^ um yeah. they kidda are.
you want to know what a true hell is? spending 20 minutes trying to get your tumblr to load properly and cooperate with you, all the while seeing you have an message you haven’t seen yet but not being able to click the icon to see what it is. THAT IS HELL FOR ME
now HERE’S a guy that gets it.
I award you the smartest anon award